Arrr, Epic be walkin' the plank with a fine o' $1.2 million for plunderin' children's purses with microtransactions!
2024-05-14
Arrr, the Dutch be in a proper tizzy! Their feathers be ruffled and their knickers be in a twist! Methinks they be as angry as a hornet's nest in a hurricane! Oh, the folly of crossing swords with us scurvy pirates!
Arrr, mateys! The Dutch be in quite a tizzy, I tell ye! They be as mad as a hornet in a hurricane, and no mistake. The reason for their ire be a scandalous affair involving a certain scallywag named Captain Blackbeard. Ye see, this infamous pirate be plundering their ships left and right, and they be fit to be tied!But tis not just the stealing of their booty that be getting under their skin. Nay, 'tis the audacity of this Blackbeard fella to flaunt his ill-gotten gains right under their very noses. The nerve of the man, I say! The Dutch be crying foul play and demanding retribution for their losses.
But mark me words, me hearties, Blackbeard be a crafty one, and he be laughing in the face of their threats. He be sailing the high seas with a swagger and a smirk, knowing full well that the Dutch be powerless to stop him. 'Tis a right old mess, I tell ye!
So batten down the hatches, me buckos, for the Dutch be on the warpath, and there be no telling what they be willing to do to catch that dastardly scoundrel, Blackbeard. But mark me words, he be one step ahead of 'em, and he be laughing all the way to Davy Jones' locker!