The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

The Helldivers 2 swashbucklers received a missive from Alan Wake, praising their gallant quest spreading like wildfire! Aye!

2024-03-29

Avast ye scallywags! Alan Wake be a hearty fan, let's recruit him for battle on the frontlines and take no prisoners! Yarr, we be needin' all the help we can get to plunder and pillage the enemy! Aye, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! It be known far and wide that Alan Wake be a fan of our pirate ways. Aye, he be a landlubber, but his heart be true to the sea. And what be the sea without a brave soul to face the dangers of the frontlines?
So let's rally our crew and set sail for adventure! We need to recruit Alan Wake for our cause, for he be a man of courage and wit. With him by our side, there be no force on land or sea that can stand in our way. Together, we can plunder and pillage with the best of 'em!
So hoist the Jolly Roger and raise a toast to our new recruit! Let's show the world that pirates be a force to be reckoned with. And with Alan Wake on our side, we be unstoppable! Arrr!

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