Arrr! Batgirl's matey claims the DC treasure be ready for the seas, all polished up with fancy magic and all!
2025-01-23
Arrr, I be hopin' a scallywag spills the beans 'bout it in a decade's time, savvy? Aye, let the winds carry that secret 'til then, and may the rum flow freely whilst we await the juicy tales to surface, like treasure from Davy Jones' locker!
Arrr matey, gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I've got a tale to spin 'bout a treasure hidden in the sands of time! Picture this: a band of scallywags seeks the fabled manuscript, a secret so grand it be worth more than a chest o' gold doubloons! But alas, the captain be sayin', “Nay, keep it close, or the sea will swallow it whole!”Now, me hearties, I reckon ye be wonderin' what be the treasure in question. Aye, it be a scroll so juicy, it’d make a barnacle blush! Ye see, us pirates be hopin’ that in a decade’s time, some rogue soul will sneak aboard and share this secret with the world. “Leak it, I say!” we shout, like a flock of gulls squawkin’ at a fine fish dinner!
Picture it, a decade hence, when landlubbers be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ what all the hullabaloo be about! Aye, we be wishin’ for a sly leak, like a ship with a hole—let the truth spill forth like rum from a busted barrel! So hoist the Jolly Roger, me mateys, and let us toast to the hopes of a future revelation, where laughter and wisdom sail together on the high seas of knowledge!