The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Sam Raimi be keen on steerin' the Avengers ship, but Marvel ain't sent him the signal yet.

2024-04-03

Arrr, they be playin' hard to get, mateys! I be waitin' with bated breath for them to finally ask me. Me heart be aflutter with anticipation! Aye, I hope they do before I have to walk the plank!

Arrr matey, I be waitin' fer them scurvy dogs to ask me, ye see. Aye, I be hopin' they do, for I be ready to set sail on the high seas with me crew. I be sharpenin' me cutlass and polishin' me peg leg in anticipation of the adventure ahead.

But alas, the scallywags haven't approached me yet. I be wonderin' if they be thinkin' I'm not fit to join their crew. Maybe they be questionin' me skills as a pirate, or me ability to drink rum like a true buccaneer. But I be ready to prove meself, to show 'em that I be a worthy addition to their motley crew.

So I bide me time, keepin' a keen eye out for any sign that they be ready to set sail. I be practicin' me pirate jargon and brushin' up on me navigational skills, so that when the time comes, I be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger and embark on a grand adventure.

So here I be, waitin' and hopin' that they finally ask me to join their crew. And when they do, I'll be ready to show 'em what a true pirate I be. Arrr!

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