The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Neil Druckmann be knowin' ye be weary o' old tales, yet The Last of Us Part 2 be settin' sail to PC next year!

2024-12-13

Arrr, matey! Only when ye’ve swabbed the deck and tossed yer grog overboard be ye granted passage to "Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet!" So hoist yer sails and prepare to set course for mischief, or be walkin' the plank, ye scallywag!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round me hearty crew, fer I’ve tales to spin about a tale titled "Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet." Aye, it be a yarn woven with stars and swashbucklin’ adventure, where the cosmos be as wild as a rum-fueled night at the tavern!

Picture it, ye scallywags! A rogue prophet, a scoundrel with a mind as twisted as a kraken's tentacle, sails the astral seas, preachin’ his wild and wacky visions of the universe. He be takin’ on the galaxy’s finest, from spacefaring buccaneers to the most pompous of interstellar overlords. With a wink and a jig, he dares to challenge the very fabric of existence, makin’ ‘em question what they hold true!

But beware, for the stars be filled with treachery! Our hero must navigate the perilous waters of belief and blasphemy, with his crew of misfits who sport more quirks than a ship’s hold full o’ booty. They be faced with cosmic conundrums and battles that’d make even the fiercest pirate’s timbers tremble!

So, hoist the sails and prepare to chart a course through this rollickin’ space opera! Only then shall ye be granted passage to the wild wonder that be "Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet." Yarrr, may the wind be at yer back and the stars twinkle bright on yer journey!

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