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Avast ye! The scallywags who create Call of Duty admit they can't turn a blind eye to the blunderous Modern Warfare 3 leaks.

2023-07-24

Avast ye, me hearties! Even them landlubber Call of Duty scallywags be wearied o' pretendin' Modern Warfare 3 don't exist no more. Arrr, they be seein' the truth, mateys!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a jolly time we be livin' in, fer it seems them scurvy dogs over at Call of Duty be finally acknowledgin' the existence of Modern Warfare 3. Aye, ye heard me right! It be as if they be shoutin' from the rooftops, "Avast ye, me mateys! We cannae ignore this game any longer!"

Now, ye must be wonderin' why they be takin' so long to admit that MW3 be part of their legacy. Well, me mateys, it be a perplexin' tale. Ye see, when a new game be released, the developers be typically busy promotin' and boastin' 'bout its greatness. But this time around, they be actin' like MW3 be a black spot on their record, a skeleton in their closet.

Perhaps 'tis because MW3 be not as beloved as its predecessors. Aye, 'twas a controversial game, ye see. Many a pirate complained 'bout its lack of innovation and repetitive gameplay. 'Twas as if the developers had lost their sea legs and be sailin' in circles. Yet, 'tis still a part of the Call of Duty family, and a pirate cannot deny his own kin.

So, it be refreshin' to see the devs finally acceptin' MW3 as one of their own. 'Tis as if they be sayin', "Aye, we made this game, and we be proud of it...well, sort of." 'Tis a strange mix of pride and embarrassment, like a pirate who be boastin' 'bout his shiny new cutlass while secretly wishin' he had a better weapon.

But fear not, me hearties! The developers be movin' forward, creatin' new adventures on the high seas of gaming. They be learnin' from their mistakes and strive to give us bigger and better games. 'Tis a testament to their resilience that they be acknowledgin' MW3, even if it be with a sheepish grin and a whispered apology.

So, me fellow pirates, let us raise a tankard o' grog to the developers of Call of Duty. May they continue to sail the treacherous waters of game development, learn from their past voyages, and deliver us games that be worthy of our pirate souls. Arrr!

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