Arr, me hearties! Ye be hearin' that Alan Wake 2's New Game Plus be sailin' our way, as Remedy spilled the beans durin' their acceptance spreech at The Game Awards 2023. Yo ho ho!
2023-12-08
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Mark ye calendars, for 'tis on the eleventh day o' December that The Final Draft shall be unleashed upon the seven seas! Prepare to be bewitched by its enchantments, ye landlubbers!
Now, me hearties, ye might be wonderin' what this "Final Draft" be, and why 'tis causin' such a stir among us merry pirates. Well, fear not, for I shall spin ye a tale that'll tickle yer funny bones and warm yer pirate hearts!
Picture this, me mateys: a crew of scribblers, equipped with naught but quill and parchment, toilin' away in their dimly lit quarters, crafting tales that would make even the fearsome Blackbeard himself tremble! They be sittin' there, scratchin' their heads, tryin' to make sense of the jumble of words they've spilled onto the pages.
But fear not, for on that fateful day, the eleventh of December, a magical spell be cast upon their scribblin's. The heavens shall part, and lo and behold, "The Final Draft" shall be born! No more shall these poor souls be haunted by doubts and confusion, for their words shall be polished and gleamin' like treasure in the sun!
Imagine, me hearties, the joyous cries of these scribblers as they lay eyes upon their perfected creations. They'll dance with glee, throwin' their hats in the air, celebratin' the end of sleepless nights and countless bottles of rum. Oh, what a sight it'll be!
So, me fellow adventurers, mark ye calendars and set sail for the land of bookshops on the eleventh day of December. 'Tis a day that shall forever be remembered in the annals of pirate history, for on that day, "The Final Draft" shall be released, bringin' joy and laughter to all who seek it!