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Arr! Ye scurvy dog! There be a Diablo 4 landlubber who be makin' his Barbarian jump fer all eternity, growin' him into a monstrous Hulk!

2023-07-01

Leapquake be havin' a mighty Hulk-Smash vibe, me heartie!

Arrr, me hearties! Let me spin ye a tale, in the tongue of a 17th century pirate, full o' humor and wit, about a mighty force known as Leapquake. This be a power that be resemblin' the likes o' Hulk-Smash, if ye catch me drift.

Now picture this, me sea-farin' mates: Leapquake be like a monstrous beast, capable o' shakin' the very foundations o' the earth. It be a force so strong, it be sendin' shivers down the spines o' even the bravest buccaneers. Arrr, it be quite a sight to behold!

Imagine ye be standin' on a ship, sailin' through the treacherous seas, when suddenly ye feel a rumble beneath yer boots. It be as if Poseidon himself be furious, stirrin' up a storm below. The ship be shakin' and quakin' like a leaf in a hurricane. Me timbers be shiverin' in their very sockets!

And then, there be a leap. A leap so mighty, it be like a cannonball bein' fired from a ship's deck. The ground below be splittin' apart, creatin' a chasm so deep, even Davy Jones be takin' notes. The sheer force o' it be sendin' shockwaves through the air, knockin' pirates off their peg legs!

But fear not, me hearties, for Leapquake be not a force o' evil. Nay, it be a power wielded by the mighty warriors on land. They be jumpin' high in the sky, crashin' down with a force that be rivalin' the strength o' a thousand cannons. It be a sight that be leavin' even the parrots speechless!

So, me fellow seafarers, if ye be witnessin' a Leapquake, remember to hold on tight to yer treasure chests. And if ye be thinkin' ye be brave enough, why not give it a try yerself? Take a leap, make the ground quake, and let out a hearty pirate laugh as ye leave a trail o' destruction in yer wake. Arrr!

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