Avast ye scurvy dogs! James Gunn be thinkin' them cameos be raisin' a storm in these new-fangled hero flicks!
2023-12-13
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubber co-CEO from DC Studios be havin' no fondness fer them fancy-schmancy cameo appearances! He be thinkin' they be like a parrot without a peg leg - entirely unneccessary, ye see! Avast, me mateys!
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! The co-CEO of DC Studios be speakin' out against them pesky unnecessary cameos, ye scallywags! Aye, the 17th century pirate in me be findin' this news highly entertainin'!Be ye wonderin' what be an unnecessary cameo, ye landlubbers? Well, it be when a character be poppin' up in a film without any rhyme or reason. It be like findin' a booty in yer treasure chest that ye didn't even plunder! Arr!
Now, this co-CEO, he be sayin' that these cameos can be distractin' and mess with the flow of a story. And I be agreein' with him! Picture this, me hearties: ye be on a grand adventure, sailin' the high seas, when all of a sudden, a random pirate be droppin' in just for a laugh. It be like havin' a parrot squawkin' in yer ear while ye be tryin' to navigate through a storm!
But ye know what be even worse than an unnecessary cameo? When it be a cameo just for the sake of settin' up a sequel or buildin' a whole universe. It be like havin' a compass that be pointin' to nowhere – utterly useless, me mateys!
Now, I be thinkin' that the co-CEO be right in his stance. Let a film stand on its own, I say! No need for all these extra characters sailin' in and stealin' the spotlight. Give me a good story, some swashbucklin' action, and a well-developed crew any day!
So, me hearties, let's raise our tankards, filled with grog or rum, and toast to the co-CEO of DC Studios for speakin' up against these unnecessary cameos. May his words carry across the seven seas, and may filmmakers think twice before shovin' in a character just for the sake of it. Yo ho ho!