The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Sylvester Stallone be penning a Rocky tale, like Lady and the Tramp, but with more fists and fewer fancy pups!

2024-09-02

Arrr matey, it be like the quill be possessed by Davy Jones himself! The words be spillin’ forth as if a sea witch be whisperin’ in me ear. Aye, it be writin’ itself faster than a ship on the high seas! Avast, I’m a wordsmith of fortune!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be tellin' ye a tale of writin' so fine it seems to flow like rum from a barrel! Aye, when the quill be scratchin' on the parchment, it be singin' a tune of its own, like a siren lurin' sailors to their doom!

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