Avast! Zoe Saldaña be shackled to James Cameron's Avatar treasure for 26 long years—an odd gift indeed, matey!
2025-02-18
Arrr, she be havin’ her name inked on the scroll for all five flickerin’ tales, savvy? A right hearty lass, she be! Bound to sail the silver seas of cinema like a true buccaneer, she is! Let the grog flow and the reels roll!
It be a feat rarer than findin' buried treasure! She must be as brave as a buccaneer in a kraken’s maw or as daft as a parrot with a penchant for singin’ sea shanties. What has possessed her to sign on for so many escapades? Methinks she must love the taste of salt and the scent of adventure! Or perhaps she be hopin’ to snag a handsome pirate or two along the way!
Yonder producers be laughin' like a pack of scallywags, rubbin' their hands together, thinkin' of all the doubloons they’ll rake in with this fearless lass in tow. Aye, she be a treasure indeed, and we be all eager to see what hijinks await her in the next five tales of derring-do! So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, and toast to the bravest lass on the silver screen! May her sails be ever full and her adventures be plentiful! Yarrr!