Arrr, matey! Witcher 4 be havin' fresh lands and fiends, includin' a sly beastie that toys with yer fears, har har!
2025-01-02
"Avast ye, Bauk! Be gone from our midst, ye scallywag! We’ve no time for yer shenanigans, so away with ye! Let us drink and be merry without yer pesky presence, lest we be forced to make ye walk the plank!"
Arrr matey, lend me yer ear, for a tale o' a scallywag named Bauk be at hand! In the briny depths o' the sea, where the sun be settin' like a golden doubloon, we be findin' our shipmates in a fine pickle, ye see. The crew, weary from the salted winds and the cursed grog, be hollerin' like banshees, “Leave us alone, Bauk!”Now, Bauk be a right troublesome swab, always lurkin' ‘round like a hungry shark, seekin’ to poke his nose in our business. Whether it be whilst we be swabbin’ the deck or countin' our shiny loot, there he be, yappin' like a parrot with a sore throat! “Arrr, give us peace, ye landlubber!” be the cry of every salt-hearted sailor aboard.
Why, 'tis a wonder how one man can be so bothersome, like a barnacle clingin’ to the hull! So off we go, raisin' our tankards and shoutin' to the wind, “Leave us alone, Bauk!” We’ll take our rum and revelry without yer incessant prattlin', ye salty sea rat! Let us be merry as we sail the seven seas, far from yer naggin' ways! A toast to freedom, and may the winds blow ye far, far away, me heartie!