Arrr! Marvel's Thunderbolts be snatchin' the MCU's shiny asterisk—why? That be a riddle fit for a sea hag!
2025-03-12
Arrr, matey! The new Thunderbolts be hoistin' the asterisk from the MCU flag, gatherin' the most fearsome misfits of the Marvel seas! A crew of scallywags and rogues, ready to plunder yer hearts and tickle yer funny bones! Avast, what jolly mayhem awaits!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the latest treasure from the Marvel seas, called "New Thunderbolts!" Aye, this be no ordinary tale, for it doth bring along an asterisk, like a cheeky parrot perched on a pirate's shoulder! Arrr, it be a bold move, lettin’ the world know that this crew be the most dangerous loners the MCU has ever laid eyes upon!