The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, me hearties! We may yet sail the seas 'til The Elder Scrolls 6 and Fallout 5 be released! Todd Howard be our treasure map!

2024-04-29

Arrr, we be not keen on waitin' that length o' time neither! Me heart be yearnin' for adventure and plunder, not for idleness. Let's set sail and seize our fortune afore the sun sets on us, me hearty crew! Aye aye!

Arrr mateys! Thar be no need for us to be waitin' that long either! We be pirates, after all, livin' life on the high seas and takin' what we want when we want it. So why be sittin' around like a bunch of landlubbers, waitin' for our fortunes to come to us?
Let's set sail and seize the day, me hearties! If we want somethin', we'll just go out and take it, like true pirates do. No need to be patient and wait for fate to come our way. We be the masters of our own destinies, the rulers of the seven seas!
So let's hoist the Jolly Roger high, me buckos, and show the world that we be fierce and fearless pirates, not timid and timid landlubbers. We'll be takin' what we want, when we want it, and we won't be waitin' around for anyone or anythin' to stand in our way. Arrr!

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