"Arr! The scallywags be in a tizzy over the new Hollow Knight Silksong page found on April Fools' Day!"
2024-04-01
Arrr mateys, be ye aware that the scallywags at the ESRB have given this piece of entertainment a rating! So mind ye, me hearties, and heed their warnings before ye embark on this adventure of video gaming! Aye, aye!
In the language of a 17th century pirate, let me tell ye about the ESRB rating, mateys! Arrr, ye see, just like how we pirates rate our loot from worthless to priceless, the ESRB rates video games from E for everyone to M for mature. So, if ye be a young buccaneer, ye better stick to them E-rated games or ye might end up walkin' the plank!But beware, me hearties, for just because a game be rated E don't mean it be a good catch. Some E-rated games be duller than a rusty cutlass! And don't be fooled by them fancy graphics neither, a game rated E for everyone might still have some treacherous content.
So, when ye be settin' sail in search of a new game, be sure to check the ESRB rating before ye make a purchase. And remember, it's not just for the wee ones, even us salty ol' pirates can benefit from knowin' what we're gettin' ourselves into. Fair winds and happy plunderin', me hearties!