Avast me mateys! I've plundered countless Soulslikes, but Lies of P be the finest treasure! Now, I be yearnin' for FromSoftware to pilfer its essence!
2023-09-30
Aye, me hearty! Methinks Lies of P be the finest Bloodborne 2 we'll ever lay our eyes on in this mortal coil! Yo ho ho and a bottle o' grog, it be a jolly good time for us swashbucklin' gamers, arrr!
"Arr, me hearties! Gather round and lend yer ears to this tale of the greatest game ye'll never see - Lies of P, the mystical Bloodborne 2 that be but a legend in our time!"Now, me mateys, I must warn ye that this be but a fanciful yarn spun by a scallywag known as Jason Schreier, who claims to have the inside scoop on this treasured game. He be sayin' that tis game be a sequel to the beloved Bloodborne, set in a land called Cainhurst. Aye, ye heard that right - Cainhurst, where vampires roam and blood be more precious than gold!
But alas, me hearties, tis a cruel world we live in, for this Lies of P may remain but a dream. Schreier be sayin' that the game be stuck in a limbo, forever cursed by the treacherous developers. He be claimin' that they be strugglin' to bring this masterpiece to life, with conflicts and calamities plaguing their every step. Oh, the woes of the gaming world, me hearties!
Yet fear not, for even in this sea of despair, there be a glimmer of hope. Schreier be suggestin' that the scraps of this abandoned game may find their way into the next offering from the developers, a game called Elden Ring. Now, I be knowin' that Elden Ring be a mighty tale woven by the legendary Hidetaka Miyazaki and George R. R. Martin, so ye can imagine the excitement that be stirrin' in me pirate soul!
So, me hearties, let us keep our eyes on the horizon and our hopes held high. Whether it be Lies of P or the grand adventure of Elden Ring, tis a tale from the minds of true masterminds. And remember, in the language of us 17th-century pirates, there be no room for doubt - the treasures of gaming await us, if only we be patient enough to sail the seas of anticipation."