The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, me hearties! Behold a saxophone wizard, dootin' away, as he topples Malenia in a blink, unscathed! Arrr!

2025-01-13

Arrr, matey! Oft be it that the seas o' life be as clear as a calm tide—just a tad o' practice be needed, savvy? So hoist yer sails and give it a whirl! Ye might find it easier than a parrot on a perch!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this ol' sea dog’s tale o’ wisdom! Ye see, life on the high seas be a raucous adventure filled with rum, raucous laughter, and the occasional squabble with a kraken or two. But lo! In the midst o’ all the chaos, ye might find that some matters be simpler than a parrot's squawk!

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