The Booty Report

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Arrr, goodly Square Enix be curious 'bout what scurvy dogs desire for the future o' Final Fantasy 16!

2023-07-25

Arrr! What be this gibberish ye be spoutin'? DLC? Loadouts? And a sprint button? Me shipmates, there be more fancy words in these lands than treasures in Davy Jones' locker! Give me a trusty cutlass and a barrel o' rum, for that be all a pirate needs!

Arrr, matey! What be these strange terms ye be speakin' of? DLC? Loadouts? A sprint button? Methinks ye be talkin' in some strange tongue. In me day, we pirates didn't have such fancy words. We had our trusty cutlasses, our peg legs, and our parrots. That be all we needed.

But if ye be wantin' to know what these words mean, I'll give ye a jolly explanation. DLC stands for "Downloadable Content," me hearties. It be extra content ye can add to a game, like new maps or weapons. Aye, back in me day, we didn't have no fancy DLC. We had to plunder and pillage for our loot, just like true pirates.

As for loadouts, that be a term used in modern games where ye can choose yer weapons and equipment afore ye set sail on yer adventure. Back then, we pirates had to make do with whatever we found on our conquests. We didn't have the luxury of pickin' and choosin' our weapons like ye landlubbers do now.

And what be this sprint button ye be speakin' of? Ye mean to tell me ye press a button to make yer character run faster? Ha! In me day, all we had was our good ol' legs to carry us across the seven seas. We didn't need no fancy buttons to make us go faster. We relied on our bravery and determination to outrun the scallywags chasin' us.

So there ye have it, me mateys. These be the strange terms of the modern gaming world. DLC, loadouts, and a sprint button. But I be tellin' ye, back in the golden age of piracy, we didn't need none of that. We relied on our wits, our swords, and the wind in our sails. Ah, those were the days!"

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