The Booty Report

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“Arrr! Before rakin’ in gold, the scallywag thought success was but a mirage—he ain't makin’ treasure fer fame!”

2025-03-08

Arrr, matey! I be not keen on scouring the seven seas fer treasure just to keep me ship afloat! Success be like a fine rum—ye best enjoy it without huntin' fer more! Savvy?

Ahoy there, me hearty! Gather 'round, fer I be a bit vexed by the whispers of the seas! Methinks I shan't be runnin' 'round like a scallywag searchin' fer gold doubloons, just to keep me ship sailin' smooth o'er the briny deep.

Yarr, the winds o' fortune have smiled upon me, and I be wantin’ to keep me treasure trove intact without turnin’ into a landlubber, scurrying about like a rat on a sinking ship! I reckon I’ve hoarded enough riches to last a lifetime, and I refuse to don the guise of a bumblin’ fool, chasin’ success like it be a slippery fish slippin’ through me fingers!

So, I declare, let the tides roll where they may! I’d rather sit on me captain’s chair, drinkin’ rum and swappin’ tales with me hearty crew than scuttlin’ about like a deckhand on a wild goose chase. After all, a true pirate knows when to hoist the sails and when to drop anchor. Aye, let the winds of fate blow as they please, fer I’ll be sittin’ pretty, countin’ me doubloons and laughin’ at the chaos 'round me!

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