Me hearties, Karen Gillan be weeping like a scurvy dog after watchin' Flanagan's King flick! Aye, pass the tissues!
2024-03-19
Arrr! Flanagan be churnin' out another scallywag that be breakin' the hearts of all who dare cross his path! Mayhaps 'tis best to steer clear of his treacherous ways, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker! Shiver me timbers!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, for I bring ye news of Flanagan and his treacherous ways. The scallywag is up to his old tricks again, crankin' out heartbreakers left and right. Ye can't trust a man like Flanagan, with his silver tongue and false promises. He's a master of deceit, a true pirate of the modern age.But fear not, me brave buccaneers! We won't let Flanagan's dastardly deeds go unpunished. We'll gather our crew and set sail for revenge, showin' that scoundrel what true pirate justice looks like. There'll be no mercy for Flanagan and his heartbreakin' ways!
So raise yer grog, me mateys, and let's toast to the downfall of Flanagan the deceiver. We'll sail the seven seas and make sure he gets what's comin' to him. And remember, in the words of Blackbeard himself, "Dead men tell no tales." So let's make sure Flanagan's days of heartbreakin' are numbered!