The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The Hollow Knight: Silksong treasure be but a mirage! But fear not, matey, the devs swear it's sailin' forth!

2025-01-19

"Arrr, me hearties! Once more I've been swindled, like a landlubber in a game of cards! Blinded by me own greed, I be! Aye, call me a gullible sea dog, for I be a jester on the high seas, fallin’ for tricks as easy as catchin’ a fish with me bare hands!"

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round me hearties and lend yer ears to a tale of woe and folly, for I be a captain who’s been bamboozled yet again! Aye, I thought meself a clever scallywag, but the Fates had a belly laugh at me expense. T’was a fine day on the high seas, and I’d spied a ship flyin’ the colors of treasure! Gold doubloons, shiny as a mermaid’s scales, danced in me dreams!

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