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"Ahoy matey! Nosferatu's ending be unraveled: all yer burning queries answered, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!"

2024-12-25

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round! Here be the tale of the final act o' that frightful flick! Spoilin' the fright, ye say? Nay! We be laughin' like scallywags as the baddies meet their doom, and the lass saves the day! A treasure trove of terror, aye! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the last act of that frightful flick ye be callin' a horror movie! Aye, by the time ye reach the end, yer belly be churnin' like a ship caught in a tempest! The crew be dwindlin’, and the tension be thicker than the fog on the high seas!

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