Ahoy mateys! Patch 8 be landin', but Larian be beggin' ye—no snapperooin' for bug tales, savvy?
2025-01-28
Avast, ye scallywag! Stow away those images of yer limbless matey, lest ye be walkin' the plank! No need to be showin' off what’s better left in Davy Jones' locker! Keep yer treasures private, or face the jests of the crew! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious matter that floats upon the sea o’ creativity. Imagine a brave soul, fearless as a kraken, yet limbless as a shipwrecked sailor! Aye, it be a sight that could make even the hardiest deckhand weep like a scallywag at a funeral.But hark! Here be the jest: when ye be penning tales of such a protagonist, ye best keep those wretched photos to yer own cursed self! For what good be a pirate tale if it be filled with images that'd send shivers down the spines of the bravest crew? Instead, let yer words do the trick, conjurin’ up visions so vivid that even a landlubber could see 'em clear as day!
Let the readers’ imaginations run wild, like a ship sailing under full canvas! They’ll picture yer hero, fighting against the odds, a true swashbuckler amidst the stormy seas, limbs or no limbs! So hoist the sails of creativity and steer clear of any grim reminders that could sink the jolly spirit of yer tale!
So, me hearties, keep yer limbless images buried deep in the hold. Aye, let the beauty of storytelling be the guiding star on this treacherous voyage!