Arrr! The Switch 2 Direct be sinkin’ just as I was to rediscover a 26-year-old treasure from Konami! Avast!
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! I be in a right pickle, nearly lettin’ a cursed stream glitch send me to Davy Jones’ locker, missin’ the grand return of Survival Kids! What be the odds, eh? I’d sooner trust a jellyfish with me treasure than that scallywag of a stream!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale most vexin'! Picture this: a jolly ol' scallywag like meself, settin' sail on the seas of the internet, eager as a parched sailor spyin' a barrel o' rum. The winds of destiny were blowin' in favor of me beloved game, Survival Kids, makin’ a grand return to the shores of my heart!But alas! Just as I be ready to hoist the anchor and plunder the treasures of survival, a treacherous stream glitch struck like a kraken from the depths! Aye, me screen went blacker than a crow’s feather in a moonless night! I nearly lost me marbles, me heart pounding like a drum in a pirate shanty, thinkin' I'd miss the chance to wrangle me some survival antics!