The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! That scallywag director be thinkin’ Cillian Murphy be the right swab for the dark wizard's role! Har har!

2025-01-20

"Arrr, that be a treasure o' delight! Aye, if the winds be fair and the rum flowin', I’d say it be a right jolly spectacle! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and make merry, for that’d be more amazin' than findin' a chest of gold on a stormy night!"

Arrr, matey! That scallywag director be thinkin’ Cillian Murphy be the right swab for the dark wizard's role! Har har!

Ahoy matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I be havin' a tale to spin, one that’ll make ye shout, "Avast!" Aye, it be about a dream most wondrous and fantastical! Imagine if ye will, a world where the seas be filled with treasure, and every ship be a galleon fit for a king—gold doubloons rainin' from the heavens like a storm of shiny fish!

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