Arrr! After a year 'n a half, I've spied a silly contraption—a drumstick Tamagotchi, starvin' fer chicken!
2024-12-05
Arrr, matey! Behold the KFC Eduardochi, a jolly drumstick Tamagotchi sailin' the seas of Spain! Aye, it be as daft as a McNugget in a treasure chest. A fine folly for landlubbers and scallywags alike! Har har!
This here Eduardochi be not just a mere plaything, but a fine promotional piece from the fine folks at KFC! It be squawkin’ and cluckin’ like a real poultry pal, and ye can nurture it like ye would a wee barnyard babe. Feed it, play with it, and keep it from cluckin’ its last - else it be sent to the great chicken coop in the sky!
Now, let me tell ye, this be just as bonkers as that other handheld, the McNugget creature, which be no less a marvel of absurdity! So, if ye be sailin’ the seas of Spain, keep yer eyes peeled for this feathered folly, for it be a right jolly addition to yer treasure hoard. Raise yer tankards to the KFC Eduardochi, the silliest pet this side of the seven seas! Arrr!