"Ahoy! Them Indiana Jones scallywags reckon guns be risky ‘cause Indy ain't got no magic powers, savvy?"
2024-09-07
Avast, me hearties! We be settin’ sail fer the good ol’ days, where cutlasses be sharper than our wits and rum flows like the ocean tides! Let’s cast aside fancy frills and return to the simple joys of plunderin’ and parleyin’—a jolly good time awaits, arrr!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be spoutin' the tale of "Back to Basics!" Aye, in this here age of fancy trinkets and shiny baubles, we pirates be longin' for the good ol' days of simple pleasures and hearty grog. Yarr, why clutter yer ship with gold doubloons when ye can savor the taste of a freshly caught fish cooked over an open flame?