Arrr, the captain o’ Helldivers 2 be flabbergasted! The tunes be unsung, but the composer be glad he didn’t toss the compass!
2024-12-01
Arrr, matey! What I deemed as a wild fantasy turned out to be as real as a parrot on me shoulder! Aye, the seas be full o' surprises, and this be one that tickles me funny bone like a jolly jig on the deck!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be havin’ a tale to spin, one that’d make even Davy Jones chuckle in his watery grave! I once thought it to be naught but a fanciful dream, fit only fer the likes of landlubbers and their silly superstitions. But lo and behold, what I thought was impossible came true! Aye, I be speakin’ o' the day I got me hands on a treasure map, marked with an X as big as me Captain’s belly after a feast!