The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Helldivers 2 be claimin’ the finest treasure o’ the Golden Joystick in the year of our lord 2024!

2024-11-21

Arrr, another grand triumph for the mighty Super Earth, ye scallywags! The winds be blowin' favorably, and our sails be full o' fortune. Raise yer tankards high, for we be conquerin' seas like a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, the jolly crew be celebratin'!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of yet another grand victory for that mighty realm known as Super Earth! Aye, it be a place where the seas sparkle like a chest o' doubloons and the skies be filled with the songs of mermaids! Just the other day, the valiant crew of Super Earth set sail on their grand ship, the USS Unstoppable, shiverin’ the timbers of foes far and wide!

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