The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr mateys, Final Fantasy 14's Dawntrail be comin' after Elden Ring DLC so Yoshi-P can feast on Shadow of the Erdtree!

2024-03-23

Avast ye scallywag! Ye have but one week to heed me words or face me wrath! Prepare to walk the plank or be marooned on a deserted island! Ye have been warned, matey!

Arrr matey! Listen up ye scallywags! This here be Cap'n Blackbeard speakin', and I be givin' ye one week to hand over the treasure ye be hidin'! Ye best be heedin' me warnin' or ye'll feel me wrath!

I be sailin' these treacherous seas for years, plunderin' and pillagin' all who dare cross me path. I've got me crew of cutthroats ready to do me biddin', so ye best think twice 'fore ye decide to go against me.

One week be all ye get to hand over the booty, or else ye'll be facin' the consequences. And let me tell ye, they ain't pretty. Me sword be sharp and me aim be true, so ye better not test me patience.

So what'll it be, ye scurvy dogs? Will ye hand over the treasure and live to see another day, or will ye face the wrath of Cap'n Blackbeard? The choice be yers, but remember, time be tickin' away...

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