Arrr, matey! Activision scuttled Crash Bandicoot 5 with Spyro, chasin’ shiny live-service doubloons instead! What a scallywag move!
2024-08-25
Arrr, matey! Activision be reckonin' that Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time be sailin’ the seas of mediocrity, not bringin' in enough doubloons fer a sequel. Aye, even a scallywag knows ye need gold to keep the ship afloat!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous waters of the gaming seas! The notorious crew at Activision be hoistin' their sails, claimin' that the latest escapade of our favorite marsupial, Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time, didn’t plunder enough doubloons from the treasure chests of gamers to warrant another voyage! Arrr, can ye believe it, mateys?These landlubbers be sayin’ that the sales figures were as low as a barnacle on the hull of a ship! Aye, ye see, they be thinkin’ that Crash be a bit too worn out, like an old sea shanty sung by a drunken sailor. But let me tell ye, that ol' bandicoot’s got the spirit of a thousand hurricanes! With his acrobatics and cheeky charm, he be a force to be reckoned with on the gaming seas!
So, Activision, ye salty sea dogs, don’t ye be throwin’ the anchor just yet! Give us another chance to sail the turbulent waters of the N. Sane world! For if ye think the tale of Crash be over, ye might just find yerself walkin' the plank! Yarrr! Let’s raise a tankard and hope the winds change in favor of our furry friend!