Avast ye scurvy dogs! The captain of Stellar Blade be advisin' ye to cover yer wench Eve's bare skin in battle! Arrrgh!
2024-04-03
"Avast ye scurvy dogs! Don thy warmest garb lest ye freeze yer bones to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a frosty morn, so bundle up like a treasure trove and keep the chill at bay, lest ye end up lookin' like a frozen fish stick!" Arrr!
Arr ye scurvy dogs, listen up ye landlubbers! It be a cold day on the high seas, so best be wrapping yerselves up warm or ye'll be catchin' a chill quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!"Ye don't want to be lookin' like a frozen fish stick now, do ye? So grab yer coats, hats, and scarves and bundle up like a treasure trove of warmth. Aye, the wind be blowin' fierce and the air be as crisp as a freshly baked biscuit, so don't be takin' any chances!
If ye be thinkin' ye can tough it out and face the cold like a fearless buccaneer, ye be walkin' the plank straight into the depths of the flu-infested waters. Trust me mateys, a runny nose and a cough be no match for a hearty laugh and a warm hug from a fellow pirate.
So heed me words and wrap up warm, me hearties! Don't be a foolhardy scallywag and end up with a case of the sniffles. Keep yerselves cozy and snug like a pirate in a hammock, and ye'll be sailin' through the icy winds like a true seafarin' legend!