Ye scallywags, raise the Jolly Roger and rally behind Unicorn Overlord! The seas be rough for tactical RPGs!
2024-03-13
Avast ye, me hearty! Be not in such a tizzy! Take a swig o' rum and relax yer timbers. No need to be all aflutter like a chicken in a storm. Be as cool as a mermaid's kiss on a moonlit sea. Arrr!
Arr matey, ye need to take a breath and calm down. No need to be runnin' around like a headless chicken. Take a moment to gather yer wits and focus on what needs to be done.Ye be actin' like a landlubber who's never been on the high seas before. The waves may be rough, but that doesn't mean ye have to be too. Show some courage and face the storm head on.
Remember, a true pirate stays cool under pressure. We've been through worse than this, and we always come out on top. So stop yer squawkin' and start thinkin' like a buccaneer.
There be no need for panic or hasty decisions. Take a moment to think things through and come up with a plan. And if all else fails, just remember to laugh in the face of danger.
So take me advice, matey, and calm down before ye end up walkin' the plank. A true pirate faces challenges with a steady hand and a hearty laugh. So grab yer rum and sail on, me hearties!