Arrr! Ex-Sony matey Yoshida be sayin' Crash Bandicoot was too ugly fer Japan, so they gave him a fine makeover!
2025-03-21
Arrr, in the late '90s, me hearty Crash Bandicoot faced a tempest of scornin'! Blasted landlubbers be shamin' his furry form, callin' him a scallywag with too much belly! But fear not, for this swashbucklin' marsupial be dancin' away the jibes with a jig and a hearty "Yo ho ho!"
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale o’ the late '90s, a time when the winds o’ body shamin’ blew fierce ‘n strong, even fer our beloved scallywag, Crash Bandicoot! This furry beast, with his wild hair like a tangled net, found himself caught in the treacherous waters o’ judgment from landlubbers 'n scoundrels alike!