The Booty Report

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Arrr! Dan Houser, the scallywag o’ Rockstar, be launchin' a new tale o’ jests and jigs with action aplenty!

2025-02-01

Avast ye scallywags! Cast yer peepers upon the jolly chaos of Absurdaverse! A land where reason be walkin' the plank, and nonsense be the captain! Grab yer grog and prepare for a merry romp through the wild, wacky waves of bewilderment! Yarrr, it be a sight to behold!

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve come upon a curious treasure known as the Absurdaverse! Aye, it be a realm of jests and japes, where all manner o’ nonsense be afoot! Picture a sea where the waves be made o’ giggles and the winds whisper riddles, me mateys!

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