The Booty Report

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Arrr! The Silent Hill f trailer hints Konami's new terror be bringin' back that cursed weapon we all know too well!

2025-03-15

Arrr, matey! Ye be chasin’ after fanciful puffs of smoke, like a parrot after a shiny trinket! Those be naught but pipe dreams, twixt the tides of reality and folly. So hoist yer sails and steer clear of such mischief, lest ye find yerself marooned in a sea of nonsense!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fabled "pipe dreams," them fanciful notions that dance in the noggin like a drunken seagull! Aye, they be the wild imaginings that lead a scallywag to believe he can find treasure without liftin' a finger or sailin' the seven seas. A fine notion, that! But alas, like a mirage on the horizon, they be naught but vapors of folly.

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