Arrr, mateys! Lay yer eyes on the new sight o' What if…? season 3, where ye'll find Sam Wilson's Cap'n America, first seen since 2021 (aye, 'tis true!).
2024-01-23
Avast ye scurvy knaves! We be havin' the likes o' Monica Rambeau, Bucky Barnes, and Red Guardian aboard our jolly ship! Arrr, they be joinin' our merry crew, ready to sail the high seas o' adventure!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, for I have some news that'll make ye chuckle like a drunken parrot on a pirate ship. Y'see, in this day and age of superheroes and whatnot, we got ourselves a bunch of fancy names floatin' around. Take Monica Rambeau, for instance. She be a real spunky lass with powers that can blind ye faster than a cannonball to the eye. But her name, mateys, it be a mouthful! Why, I wager even a pirate with a silver tongue would struggle to say it without trippin' over his own words.Now, let's talk about Bucky Barnes, or as some call him, the Winter Soldier. Aye, he may be a fearsome warrior, but that name be as cold as the Arctic waters. It don't quite roll off the tongue, does it? I reckon if he was a pirate, we'd have to come up with a more fearsome moniker, like Bucky "Swashbuckler" Barnes. Now that's somethin' that strikes fear into the hearts of landlubbers!
And what about Red Guardian, eh? A mighty Russian superhero, no doubt, but that name be lackin' a certain...pirate flair. If I had me way, I'd rename him Red "Rumrunner" Guardian. Aye, that be more like it! Makes ye envision a bearded pirate with a red coat, wieldin' a cutlass and protectin' his treasure from scurvy dogs.
So there ye have it, me hearties. Even in this modern world of heroes and villains, it seems like there be room for a bit of pirate charm. Whether it be Monica Rambeau, Bucky Barnes, or Red Guardian, a dash of pirate lingo and humor can make any name sound as bold as a Jolly Roger flappin' in the wind. Now, if ye excuse me, I be off to find me treasure and sail the seven seas. Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!