Arrr, ye scurvy dog! That Baldur's Gate 3 landlubber be stuck in the fiery depths for silencin' the Devil!
2023-11-30
Arrr, me matey! Avast ye! Be ye aware, savvy, that 'tis but a scallywag, half-Devil indeed, har!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and listen to me tale. Aye, in the year of our Lord 1667, there was a fearsome pirate who sailed the seven seas. 'Twas none other than Captain Barnabas the Bold, or, as some liked to call him, "Half-Devil"! Yarrr, this was no ordinary pirate, ye see. He had a peculiar way with words, speakin' in a language all his own.Now, this Captain Barnabas was a scoundrel of the highest order. With one leg, one eye, and a hook for a hand, he struck fear into the hearts of all who crossed his path. But 'twas his way with words that truly set him apart. Aye, he spoke in a language that could confuse even the most astute of sailors.
Imagine this, me hearties: a ship's crew, trembling in their boots as Captain Barnabas approached. "Avast, ye scurvy dogs!" he would cry, "Prepare to be boarded, or I'll blow ye to Davy Jones' locker!" The men would stare at each other, scratching their heads in confusion. "What in Neptune's beard did he just say?" they'd wonder.
But Captain Barnabas had a way of makin' his crew laugh even in the direst of situations. "I be half-Devil, ye see," he'd chuckle, "for only a half-Devil could outwit the Devil himself!" Aye, he had a quick wit and a sharp tongue, and his crew loved him for it.
Now, ye might think that speakin' in such a peculiar manner would be a disadvantage for a pirate. But ye'd be wrong, me hearties! The element of surprise was Captain Barnabas' greatest weapon. His foes couldn't make heads or tails of what he was sayin', and by the time they figured it out, it was too late.
So, me hearties, if ye ever come across a pirate speakin' in a language all his own, beware! It might just be Captain Barnabas the Bold, the half-Devil of the seven seas. And remember, when ye sail the high seas, always expect the unexpected, or ye may find yerself in a world of trouble!