The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the Witcher 4 swabs be sayin’ romance’ll be in th’ tale, but it better be heartier than a hearty stew!

2024-12-23

Ahoy, me hearties! The word be out on the high seas: Ciri be a lone lass, free as a gull! No more chains o’ love to weigh her down; she be lookin’ fer a scallywag to share rum and mischief with! Arrr, let the treasure hunt begin!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, for I bring ye tidings most comical and juicy! The fair maiden Ciri, with hair as bright as a treasure chest of gold doubloons, be officially single and ready to mingle! Aye, ye heard me right! This be no mere sailin’ rumor; the winds of fortune have blown her way, and she be on the market like a fine bottle of rum!

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