The Booty Report

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Arrr, 'tis David Corenswet, the trunk-wearin' scallywag, swayed James Gunn from the no-trunks crew! Avast, what a tale!

2024-12-18

Arrr, matey! James Gunn be a bit skittish 'bout them scarlet breeches at first, aye! Like a landlubber spyin' a kraken, he squinted and muttered, “Nay, not those!” But in the end, he found ‘em as fine as a treasure chest o’ gold, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round yer rum barrels and lend an ear to a tale most curious, for it be about a scallywag named James Gunn, a master of flicks and capers, who found himself in a hullabaloo over a pair o' red trunks!

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