Arrr, Dune 2 captain Villeneuve be shunnin’ distractions like Nolan, so all hands be focused on the here 'n now!
2024-12-28
Arrr, by the beard o’ Poseidon, it appears this contraption be doin’ its thang! Aye, like a parrot on me shoulder, squawkin’ away, it be chuggin’ along just fine! Who’d a thunk it, eh? Avast, me hearties, let’s toast to this curious magic! 🏴☠️🍻
Ahoy, matey! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout a curious contraption that be causin’ quite the ruckus aboard me ship. Aye, ye see, we stumbled upon a magical box—some call it a contrivance, others a gadget—but to us scallywags, it be a treasure of sorts! It seemed to work, as if blessed by Neptune himself!Now, this here box be humbly known as a “thingamajig.” With naught but a twist o’ the wrist and a hearty yank, it started spoutin’ forth all manner o’ wonders. The crew was a-frolickin’ about, claimin’ it be a witch’s brew or perhaps a piece o’ Davy Jones' own cursed loot! Aye, we were entertained, and that be no small feat fer a bunch of sea dogs!
But lo and behold, every time we thought we had it figured, the thingamajig would throw a fit—spittin’ smoke and makin’ sounds that could wake the dead! We’d laugh, scratch our heads, and swear it be possessed, yet still, it seemed to work! So, we toasted to the marvel of the seas, raisin’ our tankards high and givin’ cheers to the wonders of this here contraption, for in the end, we be merry, and that be all that matters, savvy?