The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Mario Kart be makin' courses so wobbly, ye can't tell if ye be racin' or just lost at sea!

2025-04-04

Arrr, matey! The whole wide world be feelin' like a jolly ol' course, where the seas be rougher than a barnacle-covered hull! Aye, every swab and landlubber be dancin’ to the tune of the tides, as if the world be a feast fit for a hungry parrot! Har har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale that’ll tickle yer funny bone and set yer sails a-flappin’! In this here grand ocean of life, the whole world be feelin’ like a bloomin’ cursed course! Aye, every scallywag and landlubber alike be navigatin’ through a maze of troubles, like a ship caught in a tempest o’ chaos.

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