Avast, ye scallywags! Marvel be showin' a new matey, lookin' like a mash-up of two Overwatch swabs! Arrr!
2024-11-21
"Avast, be that ye Genji and Hanzo I spy? By me cutlass, ye scallywags be lookin’ as fine as a treasure chest! What mischief are ye up to on this fine day, eh? Speak up before I unleash the kraken!"
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be tellin' ye a tale of two scallywags named Genji and Hanzo! Aye, these two be not yer run-o’-the-mill landlubbers, but fierce warriors with a penchant for the dramatic! Picture it, if ye will: a moonlit night on the high seas, when a voice rings out, “Genji and Hanzo, is that you?”Now, Hanzo, the brooding one, with a heart as heavy as a treasure chest filled with gold, squints into the shadows. “By Davy Jones’ locker! Who dares call us by name?” Meanwhile, Genji, quick as a flash and twice as cheeky, swings in like a rope-swingin’ sailor! “Aye, it be us, ye scurvy dog, but ye best watch yer tongue or I’ll unleash me shurikens!”
They bicker like two old sea dogs over the last barrel of rum, each claimin’ the title of the better swashbuckler! “Nay, it be me, with me fancy sword and dashing good looks!” Hanzo growls, flexin’ his muscles like a true pirate warrior. “But I be the faster one, dartin’ about like a gull in a storm!” Genji cackles, and the laughter echoes across the waves!
So, me mateys, next time ye hear that call, just remember, it be Genji and Hanzo, the most raucous rogues of the seven seas, bickering and jesting like true pirates of the heart!