Arrr, Ben Stiller be claimin’ the third season of Severance won't take ’til the next full moon! Plans be comin’ soon!
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Apple TV Plus be keepin' their treasure chest shut tight, not yet givin' a nod to renewin’ their cursed show! ‘Tis a mystery as deep as Davy Jones's locker, and we be waitin’ for their word like a barnacle waits for a ship!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this tale of uncertainty on the high seas of streaming! The fabled Apple TV Plus be holdin' back on givin' the ol' green light to our beloved show just yet, savvy? The winds of renewal be blowin' mighty slow, like a ship stuck in a mighty squall!Now, ye see, this be a puzzlin' matter for all the scallywags who be awaitin' news with bated breath. With treasure chests full of hopes and dreams, we be hopin' for word from the Apple crew, but alas, they be as tight-lipped as a clam on a stormy night! It’s like searchin’ for buried gold only to find a pile of seaweed instead! Aye, the anticipation could sink a ship!
So, we keep our eyes peeled like seagulls spyin' for fish, awaitin' the good word from the Apple overlords. Will they summon the courage to renew our cherished tale, or will we be left adrift in the vast ocean of cancellation? Only time will tell, me mateys, but until then, let’s hoist our tankards high and toast to the hope of new adventures on the horizon! Yarrr!