Arrr! Japanese game devs be walkin' the plank, as banks be hoardin' their booty from Steam! Har har har!
2025-01-30
Arrr, matey! Them landlubber politicians be spoutin’ that the Japanese treasure chests be clamping down on the winds o’ free speech! Aye, as if banks be swabbin’ the decks o’ words! Who knew gold and gab were such a mighty pair? Yarr, what a jolly jest!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the land of the Rising Sun, where the politicians be blabberin’ like a parrot with a cork in its beak! Aye, they be claimin’ that the banks o’ Japan be playin’ the role o’ the mighty censors, stiflin’ free speech like a barnacle on a ship's hull!These scallywags be wagin’ a battle against the tides of opinion, sayin’ that the banks be turnin’ their coin purses into vaults o’ silence! Can ye imagine? A bank that don’t let ye speak yer mind! 'Tis like a captain who won't allow his crew to sing shanties while plunderin’ the high seas!
But let us not forget, mateys, that these banks be havin’ their own treasure maps to follow. They be fearin’ the kraken of controversy might swallow their precious loot whole! So, they be playin’ it safe, tryin’ to keep the stormy seas of public opinion at bay.
So, as the politicians point their bony fingers at the banks, I say, let’s raise a tankard to free speech and the jolly good fun of arguin’! For in the end, whether ye be a landlubber or a swashbuckler, we all deserve to have a say—even if it be just to complain about the ship’s gruel!