Arrr! Steam be shoutin' if yer early access treasure's gatherin' dust, but what be a true update, matey?
2025-02-05
Arrr, this missive be worth a treasure, yet not fit for a captain's parley! Aye, it shines like a doubloon, but be as crooked as a landlubber's compass!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round, for I’ve a tale to spin 'bout a missive that be a tad useful, yet far from bein' a treasure map to glory! Aye, this here message be like a ship with a hole in her hull—holdin' water but still floatin’!