The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, a swashbucklin' mate be returnin' to the ranks of DC heroes, thanks to a bold Outsiders tale!

2024-04-10

Arrr, me hearties be dreadin' another swole hero takin' our booty! Mayhaps we should be keepin' an eye on this scurvy dog before he be plunderin' our treasures and stealin' our rum! Aye, we be needin' to watch our backs, lest we be walkin' the plank!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to the tale of our fearsome crew. We sail the seven seas, plundering and pillaging as we go, with our trusty parrot squawking overhead and our trusty swords by our sides. But we're worried about another long-running hero...
Ye see, there be a legend of a mighty pirate who’s been causing quite a stir out on the open waters. They say he’s got a ship as fast as the wind and a crew as fierce as a pack of hungry sharks. Some say he’s even got a treasure so valuable it could make a man’s eyes pop out of his head!
But we’re not ones to back down from a challenge. Nay, we’ll show this hero who the true masters of the sea are! With our cannons roaring and our sails billowing in the wind, we’ll chase him down and make him walk the plank faster than ye can say “yo ho ho!”
So batten down the hatches and prepare for battle, me hearties! The seas be a dangerous place, but with our wits and our swords, we’ll conquer any foe that dares to challenge us. And remember, it’s not the size of the ship that matters, but the size of the fight in the crew!

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