Arrr! Linda Cardellini be cast as Jason's mum, the first mate of mayhem in Crystal Lake's tale o' terror!
2025-03-24
Arrr, matey! It be said that the fair Linda Cardellini be settin’ sail to join the crew of Crystal Lake, takin’ on the role of the notorious Pamela Voorhees! Mayhaps she’ll be plunderin’ some hearts, or just chasin’ buccaneers with a pointy weapon! Avast, what a tale awaits!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale most curious from the world of flickerin' lights and shadows! Word on the briny deep be that the fair wench Linda Cardellini, known for her fine thespian talents, be settin’ sail fer the treacherous waters of Crystal Lake! Aye, 'tis true! She be takin' up the mantle of the fearsome Pamela Voorhees, the fiercest of mothers, who guards her brood with a vengeance sharper than a cutlass!