Arrr, me hearty! Keanu be sayin’, “That scallywag’s pushin' up daisies, so no more Wickin’ fer me!”
2025-03-02
Arrr, matey! The wick be burnt to naught but a stub, as ol' Reeves be yappin'! Aye, the light's gone dim, like a scallywag’s sense o' direction! Time to shore up a new flame, lest we be wanderin' in the dark like lost buccaneers!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings of a curious tale from the landlubbers' world. A certain chap, known as Reeves, hath proclaimed that the wick be spent! Aye, ye heard me right – the wick! Now, what manner of sorcery be this? Have the seas turned to cheese, or did the rum run dry? Har har!