The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The Bloodlines trailer be here—nauseous as a bilge rat, yet ye can’t help but look!

2025-02-03

Arrr, matey! This here septum ring be me treasure, and I shan't part with it! 'Tis as fixed to me nose as a parrot to a captain's shoulder! So, hoist the anchor and set sail, for this bling stays put, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout a daring soul, bold as a barnacle on the hull of a ship! Aye, this scallywag be sportin’ a septum ring, a shiny trinket hangin’ low like a treasure map leadin’ to the bounty of fashion! When the salty sea breeze whispered, “Take it out, ye landlubber!” our brave heart declared, “Nay, I be keepin’ me treasure!”

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